Kids and Geek: Hacker

Hacker

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 520

By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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You deserved it 10 525

By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 981

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 14 302

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 654

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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You deserved it 86 995

By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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Breaking news, sort of

By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 14:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML

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You deserved it 77

Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:42

future hacker we have here...be proud!

VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:02

No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.

Comments

fail_truck 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:53

Your life is not f***ed, just inconvenienced. Suck it up, whiner.

fmlyels 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:06

Ah , that sucks . I know i'd suffer massive headaches trying to figure out who everyone was , with all the texts coming in & having to remember to save them, rough . if my kid sister did that i'd be pissssed . but , my sisters don't even dare THINK about touching my phone . plus it's usually on me anyway .

Dutchie2010 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:13

lol that's pretty funny! now you have to go around asking everyone for their number

ilovefml_ra 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:16

HAHAHAHHA!!! thats actually pretty funnyyy!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA please let us updated on what happens...

ilovefml_ra 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:16

HAHAHAHHA!!! thats actually pretty funnyyy!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA please let us updated on what happens...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:21

Sometimes I feel really satisfied with myself for the fact that even though I have a fancy schmancy Blackberry, I still have a real "little black book" that I put every number in right after I put it in the actual phone.