Intimacy: Guitar **** - FML

Guitar ****

By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Spicy

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Angry Bird

By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

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Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

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valdania 18

Friday 27 June 2014 22:13

It's called elation. That's normal

anthonys328 7

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:52

Lol ur from mass... I'm now ashamed hahaha

Weasel20 2

Tuesday 1 July 2014 5:01

so it was the best feeling ever

__doge__ 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 11:57

It's called Joy

DaRealWamos 7

Sunday 17 February 2019 7:28

As a fellow player I concur

J15237 25

Thursday 18 June 2020 0:53

Nothing really wrong with that. Both can be extremely stimulating and exciting. If you are a female maybe you can incorporate Guitar Hero into a sex game with your man. If you are a guy i wouldn't tell your girl unless she is into the game.

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