Gross

By Chicagoillinois - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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rosha267 21

I feel sorry for your mom

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WOTAN1488 24

And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.

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Superspiderbat 23

Someone teach this guy to take a shower correctly

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smz1428 5

That's exactly what my step dad says, but he's 42! ??

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justindrew14 29

What is it with these step-dads? Glad I don't have one.

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mosquito19 14

that's just gross. does he have a group of flies following him around his crotch area?

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5Ronins 4

that's what old men do, they get old stop caring get really depressed and stop bathing. my advice is ride his ass as often as possible, however word won't do it. i want hose ambushes and buckets of soap unloaded no less than every 3 days. It's the only way we learn.

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5Ronins 4

late 20's myself, close to 30. And smell knows no age

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