Gross

By Chicagoillinois - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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rosha267 21

I feel sorry for your mom

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WOTAN1488 24

And then you explain to him that it doesn't, especially not his armpits.

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Likian5 26

Who knew people that age could be so naive...

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ShowMeKay 20

#11 If FML has taught me anything, it's that people can be dumbasses at any age lol

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sweetbliss3 37

that's nasty. At. least you're not the one sleeping with him. your poor mom. FHL.

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quickit 24

At lease his stupid genes weren't passed down to you, OP.

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Hidebehindarock 19

Would be hard to be passed down when it's the step-dad not his father..

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doctorhook86 24

I'm pretty sure I remember a Seinfeld about exactly this.

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tossaway2321 5

Does anyone else see this three times in a row in latest? I'm on the app

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nataliewby 25

Yes. Thank god I'm not the only one, I thought my phone was breaking.

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plagiarismo 16

You don't actually need to shower with soap. Down vote me if you need to, but google it for yourself. The same goes for shampoo though, so I suppose his dad is still a little stupid.

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gemstone586 12

Maybe not. but in polite society that's what we do..

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