Money and Love: Golden

Golden

By me. - 14/06/2014 15:28 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

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You deserved it 4 649

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 159

You deserved it 671

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 37 231

Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

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You deserved it 343

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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You deserved it 286

Afterthought

By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

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You deserved it 200

By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 015

You deserved it 14 102

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 084

By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

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You deserved it 7 116

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 322

dimerneckel 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:58

How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!

kirstyn_gotty 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:59

You don't need him. He's just a gold digger

Comments

Brilliant66star 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:24

Good riddance, I hope this happened very early into it. Send him on his way and wish him good luck -- he'll certainly need it, his personality won't be getting him anywhere anyone wants to be..! As for him, he can now officially get his card: 'Shallow Gold-Digger For Sale'.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:38

Your better off being with someone who isn't a gold digget

chelseaalise 12

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:45

What a loser! keep on doing your thing! sounds like you're doing great to me!

mosquito19 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:51

volvo is a great car, mine is 20 years old and still rus great.

insomniac8400 13

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:02

**** him babe. The way I look at it, you look rich, which can't be a bad thing, but you have the common sense and personality that come from not being rich. Perfect girl right there :)