Birthday and Love: Gift ideas

Gift ideas

By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

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iSitt 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 8:33

you've trained him well

FFML_314 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 8:45

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

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rawrchikarawr 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:37

Its a start(:

BooGhosted 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:04

atta girl

Lieto 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:44

Dont give him a bj

Crazy4Christ 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:01

well, my bf still Dusnt do that

ashley1357 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:01

haha hey I wish I could train mine like that, wats ur secret

2141_MECH 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:01

I think thats the most thoughtful gift ever, he was thinking of you the entire time. Now that's romantic.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:37

YDI for dating him.

thewife5 19

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:51

doesn't flush?? feel free to do some birthday shopping.. for a man whom flushes!

mrjamjama66 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:00

hey that's not exactly a small deal. that's the best present a guy can give

elizabethan13 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:01

well at least he made an effort :) lol and hopefully he keeps it up!

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