Birthday and Love: Gift ideas

Gift ideas

By suckishbf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

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You deserved it 6 877

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iSitt 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 8:33

you've trained him well

FFML_314 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 8:45

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

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adaliapeace 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:25

Awesome. :)

annagurl7854 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:56

be thankfulll .!(;

jadenstigman 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:17

is funny because normal boy gets normal girl something nice like Nutella (recent FML posted)

poopsiclesss 5

Friday 29 April 2011 2:01

haha no offense, BUT YOUR A BITCH I agree w/ 139 & 141

TakoMaguro 2

Friday 29 April 2011 2:48

At least yours remembered your birthday...

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Friday 29 April 2011 3:29

i wonder whats it gonna be next b-day ?

Dreamcatcher619 6

Friday 29 April 2011 4:19

That's what you get, when you let ur heart win.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:30

to be fair, you've probably been asking him for that for ages and now he makes the sweet gesture, you're complaining?!?!

Kitkat_4111 1

Friday 29 April 2011 4:32

happy birthday (: it's my birthday too . and I hope he gets u sumthing shinny for Christmas 

nikki1118 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:14

now go get YOURSELF a gift--a new boyfriend.

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