Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple....

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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kagome_eb 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:12

aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body

holynemesis1208 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:31

you should have turned around can said "he would love you more if you looked like me".

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kagome_eb 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:12

aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:04

YDI for taking that from somebody.

PureGold 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:15

Aww! That's just mean! I'm sorry, young people can be so cruel. :(

cantthinkofshit 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 11:13

I think that was me and my ex haha she'd always say shit like that. Fat chicks walk by, " would you love me if I was fat?" " no". Nuns walk by " would you love me if I was Jewish?" " hell no, but those are Catholics, who are freaks, so yes!"

FatherofTime87 18

Monday 24 March 2014 13:11

Young people? Anyone really

ForestFire0 1

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:28

Take comfort in the fact that she will never develop a personality because of her looks, so when they are gone in about ten years she will be forever alone.

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:06

Exactly. You are much better off than her

effit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:29

Some people are just ageist and superficial. Those are usually the ones who gain 60lbs in their middle age and eat McDonald's for dinner every night with 3 kids to support. Don't feel bad... you should really feel sorry for them.