Gift for you

By safetyfirst - 14/07/2010 15:17 - Taiwan

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Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML
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perdix 29

She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing. Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)

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BassFace 0

if it was dark for nine months and then light for nine months, wouldn't that make the year eighteen months long? Never knew years were longer in Northern Canada. This was in response to 48. Fail.

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OptimusTalent 0

lmao just because its dark for nine months and light for nine months doesn't mean the year is 18 months...you sir, are the fail.

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BassFace 0

yeah, but they said it like it was 9 months of daylight and 9 months of total darkness D: but yeah, slight fail.

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parte_perdiz 0

and yet they mentioned nothing about it being a whole year... read it again

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OptimusTalent 0

It is nine months of total darkness and nine months of light...but why does that have to add up to one year lol

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ghostiez 0

Who likes BOTDF I'm going to go see them in august in Ohio Woot

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ohhmyjeez 0

weird that's what came on my ipod(:

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danii1996 0

lol ... sounds embarrassing :p

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ghostiez 0

#58 a band look up ima monster by blood on the dance floor aka BOTDF

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Amy_1995 0

well #61 no affence but their not good BMTH are the best

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ohhmyjeez 0

hahahaha whoaa that's the song that came onn

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AlwaysAndNever 5

You-you don't know?! They are the most amazing band ever, Blood On The Dance Floor. Totally obsessed with Jayy and Dahvie

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vinay111 1

ohh, that sux well she might be interested in you

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Lonnie23 0

how couldn't you tell that's a pretty random gift

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RawrCo0kiies 3

Lol condoms from Asaia. Couldn't you tell it were condoms? Condoms have this hole that's made of rubberband. You could have realized it were condoms, dumbfuck !

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yellowdaisy92 0

hahaha that really sucks...

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perdix 29

She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing. Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Aha, Perdix. I forgot you're from Texas too. :P

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summerlesslove 0

thats hilarious

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