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By shouldabeenapornstar - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:46 / United States
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By  imbatman_fml  |  0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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  Rickityraou  |  0

well that's an ass move to do I told know my girl loves it and does it everytime and I told her never to fake it cause that's stupid and would ofend me and to all you who are saying how do you know one word squirter I hate it when wemon do this it's awful your man is trying to make you feel good and you fake it go fix you Vag

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  Rickityraou  |  0

wow I'm at work on my phone. Excuse me for not having perfect puncuality, anyway I was just saying the squirt thing so no one said stiff like, "how do you know?" and all that I just makes me a little upset when a man is trying to please you and you have to fake it sure we don't know all the time but don't go posting it online that's mean. you don't see him saying that his wife/girlfriend is not tight and smells bad. I know it's not the same but it still is a slap in the face.

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  DerangedFox  |  0

122, No, not everyone can squirt. Where did you get the idea that every woman is capable of that? I have never once squirted and I have had my fair share of great sex.

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  Blackiechan85  |  0

lovelydefiance is so right. never fake it. that's so offensive. I would never have sex with someone if they ever tried to fake it. I would never. I would find a stripper and fuck the shit out of them. but seriously. find a real man who will allow you to be comfortable and actually willing to moan and scratch and claw. every guy loves that. unless you sound like a wildebeest when you moan lol...fake it one more time, and I'm gonna rip your vagina out of your body and eat that shit in a hoagie.

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  cater2U  |  0

140 it's easy to fake it. all you do is moan and pretend you like it. actually I've done it before and it's only because I really didn't want to have sex and I was was kinda too small to physically stop him.

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  MichelleRT  |  0

actually every girl is capable of squirting but some don't like the feeling of what it takes to get them to squirt and some take a really long time to get to that point

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146 You're right. Every woman can squirt. It just varies how from woman to woman. Some squirt alot, some a little. Others actually shoot it. G-spot orgasms are the ones that make women squirt. OP - You shouldn't fake it. :/

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  kenman884  |  2

I beg to differ. Nothing but your lack of skill keeps her from that orgasm. And every woman can learn to squirt. Just like theoretical physics. Some more naturally than others, and some not much at all.

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  AceBoogy  |  2

just tell ur man to pump full throttle, stimulate the clitoris and stick his other finger in ur ass.. at a steady pace you will be cumming in no time.

By  imbatman_fml  |  0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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  afatmonkey  |  0

Speaking of fake families, some guy owed some money to my not particularly nice cousin and he refused to pay it. So they tied him into a chair and made him watch Bill Cosby comment on the newest episode of Family Matters. Then they set it on loop and and left him for the night. The next day, when they came back, they found the TV smashed and the guy crying in the corner. He had gouged his eyes out with a beer bottle top to get rid of the memories of Steve Urkle trying tp be funny.

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  bishoprsv2  |  0

In related news, Jersey Shore has been cancelled due to an excessive amount of "fist pumping". Studio representatives say when the sixth cameraman killed himself while fist pumping, they just couldn't air the show anymore.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a women's mouth?.....Einstein's penis! Why fake it? Just play with yourself at the same time. There's no reason to pretend. Now get into the game player!

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Exactly this. I don't know if there has ever been a clearer case of YDI. I hope your sex life is always crap now since your husband is being uninstructed on how to please you. You must be a lousy lay as well if you have to turn on the histrionics to convince him you're paying attention.

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