George the Cat

By AnonCat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vegreville

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML
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Top comments

laughtersplay 14

It still has 4 more lives left. No worries.

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outoftown 26

Live fast, die young. At this rate, curiosity will kill the kitten long before it becomes a cat.

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Docbee 11

Don't worry because the cat came back, the very next day, the cat came back, thought he was a goner but he couldn't stay away~

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Enslaved 36

At least everything you described has a lid or door to keep your kitten out of harm's way. Hopefully those animal instincts kick in soon. 'Til then, kitty proof your home. :P

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I have a pretty adventurous pussy myself, she's always getting into trouble! She's done all of those things at least once, and then some... Poor little Midget.

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oj101 33

Don't worry. A cat has 9 lives. It still has 4 lives left.

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joetan 16

Erm.. Maybe it's trying to kill itself to stay away from you? If so.. That will be really fyl!!

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rhcpgurl 18

I dont think its curiosity, you made your cat suicidal somehow.

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dalink 24

How did it even get the opportunity to jump into most of those things?

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FMLoverAgain 7

It'd rather die than to live with you

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Teyros 24

Feed him lots of food so he becomes too lazy to do anything. *Like my fat cat.. Whose adorable.*

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SmosherMe 6

Fat cats no not just cats, animals are always adorable.

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Teyros 24

Indeed they are, except for the ones on those animal shelter commercials... I mean theyre cute n' all but.. So sad.. Always have to mute the music... Those commercials have a passion for playing the saddest violin music EVER.

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isabellegypsy 12

By the age of sixteen, I would expect that you would be capable of creating a complete and understandable sentence....

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incendiaaa 23

yeah OP, I feel your pain. My kitten's done the same thing since the day he got here. i think our cats are trying to tell us something.

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