Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Gambling is harmful - FML

Gambling is harmful

By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 407

You deserved it 2 755

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pleasant smell

By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 906

You deserved it 190

Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 879

You deserved it 132

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 226

By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 016

You deserved it 1 578

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 563

You deserved it 6 053

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 246

You deserved it 4 807

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 685

You deserved it 2 813

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 177

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 839

You deserved it 2 168

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 183

You deserved it 4 937

Next

Top comments

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

TheLuckyBike 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:19

5 bucks can buy him soap

Comments

Barrientos432 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:38

Your friend is gunna smell like TOTAL BULLSHIT.

Samko_chan 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:55

Teehee. Either the room mate is a broke ass, or doesn't like showering to begin with =D

Samko_chan 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:57

Why should OP have to give their roomy 10 bucks? That's retarded. If anything OP should write a post dated cheque for like 2089.

astroid714 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:02

that's just stupid .. he can't shower but...... bubble bath XD yeee!!!!

MarkerofMagic 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:29

he can't shower or takes baths... I don't think bubble baths are any diffrent

JustineBieberHat 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:22

what aboutttttt jumping in a clean private pool not a shower not a bath he'll just smell like chlorine and that's not too bad right compared to shit.

UnicornsDoExist 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:09

Stay out of your room!

carcinogan 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:27

great way to earn some cash!! :D

guitar78_fml 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:39

He's kinda smart. He 'took' the bet (that actually doesn't exist) so that his roommate will eventually have to pay him the 10 bucks to stop this stupid bet (5 for the 'imaginary' guy who made up that bet, and 5 for himself). That way, he wins 10 bucks without doing anything. He's a genius!

ILovesMahBridge 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:40

Bet him 5 million dollars that he can't stay in the shower for the rest of his life.

camobrutal 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:45

haha I'd do something like that (:

Graawr 7

Saturday 4 September 2010 11:58

You can pour water on him while he's sleeping! Hah! :D

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

Keywords

Public freakouts Education Parents Mother in law Love Argument AITA Miscellaneous Fear Insects Skincare Cats Health Jealousy Gross Work Coworkers Drugs Dogs Animals Fire Awkward Cars Transportation Scams Money Bikes Scary Neighbours Sex

The Top

Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 804

You deserved it 624

Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 131

The Top

Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 044

You deserved it 428

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 543

You deserved it 168

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 841

You deserved it 1 333

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 952

You deserved it 329

Today, after I used to look down on my brother for being a nerd, he now creates computer software for a living making megabucks. Meanwhile, I deliver lorry loads of gravel and cement to building sites for minimum wage, one step above breaking rocks for a living. FML

I agree, your life sucks 211

You deserved it 1 813

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 956

You deserved it 4 788