Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Gambling is harmful

Gambling is harmful

By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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You deserved it 2 755

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 906

You deserved it 190

Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 132

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 226

By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 016

You deserved it 1 578

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 563

You deserved it 6 053

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 246

You deserved it 4 807

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 177

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 839

You deserved it 2 168

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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You deserved it 4 937

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

TheLuckyBike 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:19

5 bucks can buy him soap

Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:35

He'll crack soon enough.

Passant_fml 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:52

I bet 5$ that he won't.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:20

#68 I bet $20 that he will.

RockstarChickxD 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:36

what a dumbass >.< why would somebody even do that, and for five dollars. cheap ass 

omglawl 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:37

lol eww hahathats just nasty

azzaj 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:37

just give him $5 :)

BadasS14 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:39

haha that sounds like a bet i would do too!!

mygiraffe 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:40

HaHA. hose him down

Pary_Poo 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:40

Wooooow.

kidsanchez1 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:43

bet him $10 to shower

Doortje 29

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:19

this.

pu13 5

Monday 3 October 2011 8:49

Maybe that was his plan all along!

pumpkinstupid 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:45

I would just pay your roommate $5 so he can wash himself...

abalgatti 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:53

imagine the pit stink and junk sweat he'll get.

queencitystoner 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:17

ball soup rofl

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