Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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Top comments

MsConfusedd 27

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

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Bostern 29

So, when's the second date?

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Comments

MasqueradePrince 25

Do you Really wanna see someone that does that again? I know some people are turned on by it, but you strike me as the sort of person who doesn't.

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imyy 20

I highly doubt anyone on FML is turned on by it - hopefully it is at least that uncommon!

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DocBastard 38

I disagree. I found this very easy to ********** to.

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sirpantselot 22

Something about the fact that OP put this as an FML suggests they weren't turned on.

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kyu_Q 19

maybe he was nervous and had to go. and OP didn't say how long they were at the bus stop. Maybe this will turn into a first date story for the grand kids

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sarcasticlover 30

hope you got on to a bus before he returned!!!!

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chloem103 9

Gah that's terrifying.. What a great guy.

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castleofg1ass 19

Classy... Well if he's going to act like a dog, maybe buy him a collar for him to wear on your second date... If there is a second date.

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mimiminx 23

Pretty sure that's a whole different kind of fetish

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Sfmsk 16

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious...

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TwistedCherub1 15

I don't want to excuse his behavior, but was there a good reason? Were you far away from a restroom? Did he eat something bad? Does he maybe suffer from IBS, or an IBD like Crohn's? I can't imagine anyone with that little class on a first date.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I think that was your cue to leave the date.

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AholeCop 11

It's a modern day Cinderella story. The clock struck midnight and his IBS came back. "Look away! I'm hideous!". The date might have been the first, but the movement was number two.

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JMichael 25

Guessing your date went down the toilet? Or in this case, in the bushes.

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