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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

By çapousse2904 - / Friday 12 September 2014 05:45 / France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais
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By  Nyx7  |  24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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That's not what they're saying. They're saying if he's comfortable with his body the way it is, even if he's bigger, he shouldn't have to change. And they hope his constipation goes away.

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  amisenho  |  11

Try Sugar-Free Gummy Bears (or any sugar-free candy). Those will do the trick. Artificial sweeteners, when metabolized, can cause gastrointestinal distress, but they at least get rid of your poop.

By  Queensland  |  27

Cut the crap, OP. Can you stop pushing out with these horrible stories? They clog up the forum. Just harden up and stop bumming around.

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