Fun night out

By highlydisgusted - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

At least he didn't bring you to the bushes with him

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Bostern 29

So, when's the second date?

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guci101 14

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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awesomeguy1234 4

holy crap HAHAHA the mental image of that made me laugh so hard! AHAHAHA THANKS FOR THAT :')

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KimmyCupZ 21

At least you found out that he's downright nasty before anything got serious.

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saraitkddh 47

sorry OP, you are better than this. Manners are hard to find these days.

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notsofriendly 17

On the bright side, you know for sure he's not a keeper. Unless you wanted a pet, that is.

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Browsedot 7

Shit happens anytime and anywhere I guess.

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jrock9093 18

Wow sorry but maybe you should screen your dates just a suggestion that's gross

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