Freudian

By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
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epicx22 22

I mean, it's not that you were serious. And for #2 who said it's creepy, it's honestly not, just a mistake. I usually reply with "hey love" when a female friend say hi to me, and when a male friend did, I slipped up & said the same thing. Sometimes your mind is just not in the right place/ you're not conscious of your reaction.

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RememberSchlitz 9

Complacency has been your downfall. Now your buddy thinks you're into him and your gf knows you just do it out of habit.

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S_Gnu 17

I mean, better your friend than your mom.

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Lunchy306 8

you definitely need to spend more time with your mates mate

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guttedbrit 26

That's kinda sweet. I say 'I love you' on the phone to people who aren't my boyfriend sometimes. Just instinct!

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animeislife 11

I hope as in best bud you mean your dog

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sophzxc 15

I get that feeling. I'm so accustomed to looking down at my cat and meowing at him that I end up doing that whenever a child below my knee comes up to me. It's funny though :)

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