Creepypasta, Insects and Scary: Freaked out

Freaked out

By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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You deserved it 236

By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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You deserved it 5 381

Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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You deserved it 65

By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 258

By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 2 513

By aliqi - 12/05/2012 20:48 - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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You deserved it 1 428

By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 2 080

igive 29

Monday 16 July 2012 9:18

The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.

dragonstrike94 8

Monday 16 July 2012 9:34

No he was not at all thinking yolo

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imlovedrunkjw 0

Monday 16 July 2012 23:08

If you're scared of insects or any other type of creepy crawlers I'd probably never EVER sleep in the same bed

iipinkette 16

Monday 16 July 2012 23:15

Atleast you dont need to worry about spiders...?

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 July 2012 23:41

I think you should spray your house.

Adr1an 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 3:55

Live in ur house? Heck! What r they doing in ur BED?!

rummzy 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:51

Damn nature!! You scary

TehMaskedWarrior 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:35

YES!

LV1326 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 6:29

How about the disturbing fact that these bugs were in your bed?

Davick 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:03

now that's something you laugh about after your done screaming

breeisdope 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:42

Those are two of the worst type of bugs that you could find on your bed! Time for you to do some cleaning!

imasian678 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:53

He could be a great pet

MassaKerr 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 10:59

Maybe the wasp was bringing you a sacrificed spider as a sign of peace?

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Freaked out

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