Awkward, Haircut and Hair: FIRE!

FIRE!

By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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Fireball

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 22:00

Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Everybody hurts

By NoNovocaine - 20/11/2021 10:59 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By lollerskate - 16/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

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Friday 17 July 2009 16:21

well hello there hayley williams, it's nice to meet you.

Jojul 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:29

You survived a fire, and got your hair bleached bright yellow and orange in the process. FYL? Really?

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WhyworldWhy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:36

I hope you like anime cuz now your hair is gonna make you look like a cosplayer

mexican_chica 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:03

hahah if you go to an anime convention you'll fit rite in XD but i'm srry that ur hair turned out like that.

Cnote231 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 5:27

people could've been killed and all you care about is your hair? ydi for being a self-centered bitch!

hippiex23 0

Friday 24 December 2010 22:56

i think you meant you were getting highlights, not a haircut...just sayin..

ellepee 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:12

at least your alive...

ravenmarie1995 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:39

thats all you really care about? its JUST hair. you should be flad that you didnt get hurt in the fire and hope that noone else did as well.

yowassup44 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:12

a haircut to yellow hair - um im confuse

thecrazyhotchick 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:43

Thats awesome! Cool colors and at least they don't clash!

flowerfliff 18

Monday 14 July 2014 19:56

At least it's pretty

JpTheGreat23 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 5:46

You survived a fire. This should be on Love my Life not FML.

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