Feed me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML
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tulsafml 0

Well maybe she thinks you're fat. so stop being a bitch.

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Renesaga 8

Don't feel bad. Same thing happens to me when my girlfriend asks, except she assumes I'm playing games. I'm trying to insinuate, "I'm always thinking about you," but hey, who cares?

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ChibiGirl5 0

he's not nesserliy fat my boyfriend eats all the time but he's extremely skinny

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rebekahah 7

well, OP, ARE you always eating? :S

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docscientist 9

28- 5 said to try not eating. Not try eating less. I know what he meant, but 23 was responding to what he technically said.

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mzeemzima 0

why is that a FML obviously ur not that fat if she's still with you , i mean I eat... a lot lol but I'm still thin and I got game ;

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MissBunny25 0

I don't get why that's a big deal... most males do eat all the time... at least the ones I know

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe he expected her to say "masturbating"

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broccoli2 0

eating or masturbating, as long ad he's thinking if her while doing it.

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ruben_A_ruiz 0

LOL I asked my gf this and she said I was either jerking or playing black ops. I encourage everyone to ask thier significant other and see what they say.

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traze 7

So...where you eating?

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mintcar 9

IDK. Hopefully at a nice restaurant.

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mintcar 9

IDK. Hopefully at a nice restaurant.

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shovels 0

I think he meant "Were you eating?"

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freddyisepic 2

hes eating something other than food...

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mintcar 9

31, wow really? I had no idea whatsoever.

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benefiits 0

most likely... he was on black ops!

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theten_fml 9

no he was masturbating.

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ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0

lOl oh fatty boy(: maybe you should try not eating ?

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Dennisse_47 17

Oh yes, Anorexia solves all problems just look at all the celebs who do it -__-

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shovels 0

23- yah, cuz every thin person is anorexic...

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ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0

lOl not everyone can be beautiful like me! kidding(:

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HowDidIGetHere 0

wow you guys took it for the literal meaning LMAO

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purple_sarah88 0

Um they weren't talking about thin people. They were talking about people who don't eat.

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you_failed 15

Haha that's sad. Time to do other things. :P YDI.

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MissBunny25 0

well, if OP is male I don't see what the problem is... most teenage guys or just males in general eat a good bit of the time.

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AceArctic 4

Yeah I'm 14 and a runner, but I eat a lot an stay pretty thin.

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flashback.miss 28

lol didja add "out girls, yes i am"? just kidding but lol how much do u wiegh and how tall r u cause that counts for something.... and how fasts your metabloism(sp)

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flashback.miss 28

im not a boy Oo and seriously was that neccessary?

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penguinazul 13

It's not as bad as the one time I came on here and found the word spelled like "Metaberlizum". The word isn't really that hard to spell.

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ThogTheCaveman 7

12- Really? Don't be an asshole. He hit two keys slightly out of order. Everybody's done that.

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flashback.miss 28

NOT A BOY!! but thanks :)

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_streets_ 19

Well don't be a little bitch next time and answer the damn question properly.

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