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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
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cudi504 4

Next time hold it at eye level at all times

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cudi504 4

Thanks iv been working out

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hannahmorgan06 7

You should get one of those fanny packs. Because I'm sure someone wouldn't steal that. Then you could just whip out your pepper spray and spray that bitch!

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djw287 0

yeah, they totally deserved it, stupid tranny

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Jeez, What a jerk. Now what are you going to spray into a crowd of people while shopping on black friday?

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japonaise_fml 0

perhaps you should be more weary of your surroundings

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Antoine_Dodson 0

This is why I always carry a 10 inch knife with me.

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shots1996 8

Next time keep the pepper spray in your pocket. It works alot better when you canget to it

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docscientist 9

You have to dig out the mace, too much time to be useful. That's why you stuff a brick in your purse and make the purse itself a weapon.

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mattorama 15

I know you can buy pepper spray for 6 bucks at everywhere from the convenience shop to the office supply store, but it's still a weapon, and if you don't practice using it, it won't do you any good. It's like idiot people who carry guns but never practice firing them, then run into a mugger, fumble trying to unholster it and end up getting shot. Don't carry a weapon if you don't know how to use it, because it could just as easily be used on YOU. /Public service announcement =P

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