Kids, Health and Work: Exhaustion

Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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What were the chances?

By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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cbiscuit 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

I used to work at Chuck E Cheese too! That costume was sooo gross smelling, I never liked being the mouse. One time I was helping Chuck E get dressed and a pipe bursted in the Chuck E room. So the guy being Chuck E had to run out without the head on and little kids started screaming when they found out he wasn't real... plus the water gushing everywhere.

thebaroness1984 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:21

I used to work at that place, and I can tell you, this won't be the worst thing that happens to you there. GET OUT NOW.

Comments

liljon3 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:10

hahahh that little rascal

spitfire921 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:32

lol that made me chuckle :) my sympathies friend

WellThatSuckz 14

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:59

Aw,thats gotta suck. I'm sorry,but I busted out laughing.

mother_green7 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:40

i think you forgot a few things: Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. FML If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. FML Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, FML I fainted in front of a birthday party. FML I awoke to a little boy screaming FML who then proceeded to kick me in the face FML and run. FML

Chibi_Seme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:18

I work at Chuck E Cheese...I feel your pain. I was working as Chuck and someone used a disinfectant spray I was allergic to. On top of having an asthma attack, I threw up in the suit, costing me a little under 1,000 dollars to pay for the damage. I just gave my two weeks notice prior to that...FML2.