Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Excuse me

Excuse me

By Sessionsjc - 23/03/2018 01:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, during my run through a nature preserve, I rounded the corner to a pair of legs sticking out on the trail. My first thought was that someone was hurt, but as I got closer I realized it was one guy blowing another on the side of the trail. I had to jump over his legs. FML

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By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 March 2018 7:37

You didn’t have to jump. You could’ve just stood there and waited your turn. I don’t know the etiquette: does the new guy start as blower or blowee?

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 23 March 2018 6:51

Did they like not notice you, or did they not give a shit? Some people have no respect for others.

Comments

protoskore 27

Friday 23 March 2018 19:22

very considerate of you

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 23 March 2018 20:03

Well that's one way to get a head in life.

DragonMaiden7 15

Friday 23 March 2018 22:59

Pics or it didn’t happen. ... Please?

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 20:03

😂😂😂😂

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 24 March 2018 2:42

Dude... he was seriously injured. His penis needed CPR. You could have offered to help.

graywolf923 2

Monday 26 March 2018 0:51

Are you ******** me? That is the funniest... holy SHIT. XDDDDD Why???

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 20:02

Lol sex in nature is the best.

edwardcullenisme 6

Thursday 13 June 2019 6:21

Very polite of you, well done

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