Facebook, Break-ups, Social Media and Love: Easy fix

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:09

Facebook is the devil.

acneegg 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:08

Harsh

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sammyh90 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:23

what a bitch I would have humiliated her by posting all the photos of you having sex on facebook

PurpleMonkeysFor 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:28

since she was such a bitch as to dump him over facebook it's not that likely they had sex, or if they did, that he has any pictures..

heyitsryan 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:23

What a heartless ****. My condolences, man.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:26

Sucks op...,i hate facebook

gadgitch 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:32

That's what Facebook is for.

HAV1K_666 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:23

Ahahaha, good call (:

JST1994 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 0:52

lol true :)

asianbanana 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:37

hahahaha, that sucks man OP. i hate it when people use social networking sites to break up.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:44

what a coward! plan a r

Doortje 29

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:46

a revenge please! (stupid iPhone)

moSpice 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:46

Yo dawg, be patient n don't let em hoes crawl on you like that.

vonzta15 4

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:48

she's a spastic XD

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 13 October 2010 20:56

Hey now, don't be putting down spastic people! We have a few quite loveable, not at all bitchy ones among us.

SoldieroftheLORD 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:49

that sucks bro!!!

sapphirestar 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:50

I wish my boyfriend would call me to ask me if i reach home safely. :( fyl op.. SINGLES RULES! Haha!

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Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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Today, I felt an itch on the small toe of my right foot and brushed away what I thought was a large flake of dry skin without thinking. Turns out my entire toenail fell off. According to my mother, the same thing occasionally happens to her "for no apparent reason". FML

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Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML

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Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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Easy fix

Same thing different taste

Cheeky

Bye bye love

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