Dude, seriously?

By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16

He sounds really trashy

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sweetbliss3 37

he sounds over dramatic. because he can't just do something nice and not act like a moron because you're married.

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rocker_chick23 27

What a charming man. It is a complete shock that he is single. /s

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Dcm210 19

And that's why you do things for yourself, not let anybody do it for you.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sounds like the real trash was the one carrying the bag back. You should have asked him why there was trash outside of the bag.

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Loboman 6

Just because a guy is nice to a girl doesn't mean he likes her. Guess again!

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BananEnigma 24

Uh, orrrrrr it could be the fact that he did that for her SOLELY for the purpose of ASKING HER OUT...? Read much?

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messymessiah 11

you should've grabbed it and tipped it over him

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justinemalang1 14

HahahahahahhahahahahahhHhHahahahahHahahahahHahahahahahHhhHGhahahaha! Sorry.

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chelseybella 10

Maybe he was going to make your husband take the trash out?

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