Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

glassisass 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:45

you kinda derseved it. you should have checked if there were any towels. and couldnt you have dried off with your shirt, worn the pants you had on before going to the shower and then getting new cloths??

evanwilliams 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:50

So you're at a beach house and no one brought any ******* towels? To the beach? Goddamn I want to punch you in the face for even posting this on here.

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:53

who has a fan in their bathroom? fir that matter who doesn't take a towel with them? ydi

iMandy33 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:54

Wow. That's funny. Now you know to always check for towels :3

Laughinggirl_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:54

You should have used the clothes you were wearing before the shower to dry off with.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:45

drying with dirty clothes defeats the purpose of showering..lol

kaelendra 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:55

wrap what you had on before enough to cover up and find a sheet or spare blanket next time...

bloodthorn2 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:58

YDI for bathing regularly, stupid kumquat

ddale 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:51

who said this was a regular wash?

Knight05 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:59

white power

mozrox 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:05

I call bull shit... It doesn't even take five minutes to drip-dry WITHOUT a fan.

bekahshae 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:24

Well, actually, in case you didn't know, girls have longer/thicker hair and it takes longer to dry...dumbass.

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:45

Your hair doesn't have to wear dry clothes, dumbass.

iJack 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:09

the carpet does.

Skull_300 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:12

She must have one of those "Big ol' thick Bushes" that takes a long time to dry. At least she had a little extra time to play with herself. Hope she had some fresh batteries for her toys...