Drunken rampage?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friend's house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 897
You deserved it 5 502

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lizz12345 0

wow that's uncool. shave their heads in their sleep.

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shave their heads when they're asleep but don't shave it all off that's not cool. instead shave patches of it off. LOL!!!.

I feel for you. My hair is waist length. It'll grow back. You need to do one of two things. Don't drink so much or get real friends not fake friends.

First i would like to tell you how sorry i feel for you! My hair isn't even near my waist and i cant believe how it must feel if I managed to get waist long hair and then someone cut it off without my permission! At least you'll get your sweet revenge! A few tips for the next slumber party would be: 1Cutting their hair! 2Putting glue, gum and other sticky stuff in their hair! 3Put very BAD things in their shampoo and in their toothpaste! 4Use the worst kind of hair wax you can find and rub it in their hair while they are sleeping or in their hair products! They'll never manage to get that wax out entirely ^^ 5Take a comb, start to carefully "back-comb" their hair then roll the hair up on the comb and make sure it sticks! Fell free to mix these methods with each other i could recommend number 4 and 5 in a mix :) Then last of all ABANDON them and tell them "fake-nice" things about their hair like: "Oh i like that back-comb" or "Did you get a haircut? LOVE it!" I hope you'll manage to grow your hair back fast or maybe find a better style for you along the way! :D

You really should edit that as "ex" friends.

damaris_xoxo 0

well there gose your hair lol

goldieglock 5

I think it's funny so many people replied to my previous comment. oh silly Americans was the best response. hmmm let's compare

Schnouzi_fml 0

Oh my f***ing god, just castrate them all. I would have some kind of nervous breakdown if someone were to do that to my past-waist-length hair. I put so much love into taking care of it, it would be like losing a finger. (I am absolutely horrified at people suggesting rape as a punishment however. Joke or not, that's absolutely horrific, I can't even begin to express the horror I'm feeling at reading those comments up there...)

I totally feel the same about my long hair. Sooooo much effort is put into maintaining it, I think I would kill someone if they ****** with it.