Drunk and Money: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 522

You deserved it 58 077

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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You deserved it 35 908

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 192

You deserved it 27 562

By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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You deserved it 109

By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 101

You deserved it 41 817

By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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You deserved it 41 841

By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 475

You deserved it 57 765

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 07:31 - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 303

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 553

You deserved it 4 111

By Anonymous - 23/08/2017 23:15

Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put in a card as my cousin's wedding gift. I was rushing and not paying attention and ended up putting all of the money in the wedding card. $400 from one person. I guess I'll have no cable or cell phone this month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 029

You deserved it 2 903

KittehKatt 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:47

ydi!!!! seriously..just..no

Doortje 29

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:50

YDI for being so drunk you mistook a $400 check for a $5 bill.

Comments

alig93 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:52

haha hypocrite.

sugardady11 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:06

what you get for smoking!

bigbirta 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:23

idiot. you're killing yourself and everybody around you. stop smoking u fag

treebush 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:24

i think i might make another acount just so i can click ydi a second time.

WhataWook 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:25

YDI for your stupidity

xxShinobi 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:45

Life lesson: hypocrisy does not equal irony.

TJSpeed91 4

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:22

direct deposit! FYL and YDI.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:33

ydi for bringing a 400dollar check to a party, seriously, leave that shit at home.

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:57

Yeah you definitely deserve that one... especially for buying cigarettes. Ew.

underguarded 20

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:13

Not every business can afford direct deposit. From the sound of it , if OP is only getting $400 for 2 weeks , his company is probably not wealthy enough for direct deposit.