School, Education, Teachers and Miscellaneous: Drunk with power

Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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You deserved it 7 548

By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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You deserved it 3 759

By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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Gucci_Girl 2

Friday 19 February 2010 1:36

You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.

texas_justice 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:47

...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.

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101Alex101 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:36

When you say "them", is their one or more teacher, or, you have have bad grammer

Rooki_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:41

Sounds like my English teacher! he told me to shut up,

RuralNinja 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:43

Request multiple meetings with the teacher, the vice principal, principal, superintendent, etc... Make sure you waste at least twice as much of their time as she does of yours.

Rooki_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:44

umm okay

dsrs3777 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:49

"They" is an accepted non-gender specific replacement aka it can be used as a singular if you don't want to specify he or she

dsrs3777 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:51

"They" is an accepted non-gender specific replacement aka it can be used as a singular if you don't want to specify he or she

brianjman14 22

Friday 19 February 2010 3:52

u should've just not showed up and if they asked, say "oh, u were serious about that?"

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:07

I wuda cussed her out

Alexlivee 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:23

ikr?! **** teachers! luckily, I hve pretty Keely teachers but this one time I got in trouble bc I didn't read enough books at lunch. who the he'll read while they eat?!

susieKiute 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:23

high school...need I say more? college has and is the best years of my life

Alexlivee 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:27

i love college, and I love drinking and I love men. I love college! thatbparty last night was awfully crazzy I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and was that one girl completely naked. drink my beer and smoke my weed college life's the life for me. pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat and do it again. cuz I love college!!