Cars, Accident, Clumsy and Transportation: Driving school dropout

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Lil_bit - 04/01/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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Knock it down, boys

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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By master6 - 21/12/2018 04:00

Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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You deserved it 245

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:45

what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 16 January 2012 8:54

Something tells me this will happen again..

Comments

funnytrain 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:24

You're a terrible driver

aubzdall 6

Monday 16 January 2012 17:27

How the hell do you have a license?

funnytrain 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:28

If you had just stayed in the kitchen, none of this would have happened.

hotchick90037 3

Monday 16 January 2012 18:09

How did you get your drivers license?

RedCamaro10 0

Monday 16 January 2012 18:33

You may want to remove part of the fence.

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 January 2012 18:59

how do you park?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 16 January 2012 19:16

You give all women drivers a bad name. Seriously, how do you hit a fence? TWICE? Learn to drive! How do you even have a license?

beanybabe 13

Monday 16 January 2012 19:25

Take it down darling, take it down

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 19:26

*looks at OP's name and shakes head* Rebecca, that's what you get for being thirteen years old and driving.

vturbz91 0

Monday 16 January 2012 19:30

U need to go back to driving school

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