Cars, Accident, Clumsy and Transportation: Driving school dropout - FML

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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Top comments

Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:45

what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 16 January 2012 8:54

Something tells me this will happen again..

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Ashley91129 6

Monday 16 January 2012 9:21

Take it down for good...?

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 16 January 2012 9:27

I think you should move or get rid of the fence, clearly you're not overcoming it any time soon ;)

soopafreak 11

Monday 16 January 2012 9:34

Next time call a cab. You aren't supposed to be driving drunk.

pippa08 0

Monday 16 January 2012 9:40

I think there may be a hidden message there that you need more driving lessons!

Mimosa2 1

Monday 16 January 2012 9:43

It's gonna happen again so don't fix it. Waste of money ,time and fence because you need to learn to drive and please get a glasses.FYL

yuggi1 11

Monday 16 January 2012 10:03

*Reads the FML post* *laughs* *checks gender* -.- Oh wow, a woman. I was praying for a man, for once. Why must you run over your fence? And twice, wtf? *Cries*

chels1994 11

Monday 16 January 2012 15:13

I'm sure there are plenty of guys on here who have hit something while driving, don't worry. Shit happens (:

mrnieto1894 0

Monday 16 January 2012 19:38

Chinese woman most likely

Fmlsea 28

Monday 16 January 2012 10:08

Turn too late

Jazzy_B34r 12

Monday 16 January 2012 10:13

.........*clap*...*clap*...*clap*..........

tifani322 13

Monday 16 January 2012 14:39

I only thumbed this up because of the duckies hahaha

Eldrythan 3

Monday 16 January 2012 10:16

Time to learn how to drive. Properly.

I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Monday 16 January 2012 10:24

First time is a "oops" second time, is a YDI. Learn how to drive or get some glasses. Seriously, how do you hit the same fence twice when pulling into a drive way?!?! It's women like you that makes the rest of us women look like bad drivers, and give men more of an excuse to make their remarks about women drivers.

sorrowevicteon 9

Monday 16 January 2012 16:45

I would just like to record the fact that, as a man, I agree with this comment. Thumbs up and all. Woman kind is much better off without those few bad examples and biased men. *steps down from unnecessary soap box*

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