Donut pass Go

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
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FYLDeep 25

They can't search it without probable cause. Donuts do not count as probable cause no matter how much they want them to.

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phorcep 0

making cop jokes at a cop may not have been the best idea.

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lolornot 2

I say f*** the po-lice lol lol! All they do is get fat off of donuts n all the training goes down the drain ;)

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WhatTheFuq 0

I could give u a 40 page list on how what you just said is stupid. but Ur Probably to ignorant to understand.

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Glenn_Coco 0

Before you do that, read your comment first. Fail.

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FFML_314 11

That means yes, he is going to confiscate them, but he had to make it look legit.

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berg54 0

YDI he can't search without probable cause and a doughnut does NOT count. Next time remind him they are yours and so is your vehicle so he can go suck one.

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bent80 0

You DO NOT have to consent to a search. flexyourrights.org Just Say No.

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RookiePyro 0

and your picture is of a useless tool flexing, very ironic

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reaper13_fml 0

your fault but i would of said "take one and let me pass"

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iheartglasses 0

Oh man.. This makes me want some donuts O_O

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DocBastard 38

Krispy Kreme or get the **** out. Anyone who says "Dunkin Donuts" will have his/her lips cut off, even though their coffee IS the best. Canadians are free to say "Tim's!!" however.

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allmidnighteyes 10

**** yeah, Krispy Kreme. I have one of those "free donut every day for a year" cards. It's the most amazing thing ever.

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RedPillSucks 31

Krispy Kreme is the "crack" of donuts. Dunkin Donuts is the "mary jane" of donuts.

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tencentsakiss 19

Tim Horton's adds crack to their coffee and donuts. That's why they are so amazing. There can be no other explanation. I would drive back to NYC just for more Tim Horton's.

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PYLrulz 17

Krispy Kreme is good, but for the donuts I like (custard filled) they skimp on it.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

I ******* love krispy creme they have the best donuts ever!!

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hcovballer247 0

Not exactly the smartest thing to do

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meowcow 3

no probable cause for search. a guy in the US flipped the bird at a cop as he drove by and he pulled him over because of that. he sued for unlawful stoppage and searching and got like $5000 + lawsuit fees :)

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xNephilim 18

It's funny how much people can get away with. Legally, you can spit on the ground in front of a cop, call him a ******* donut-munching pig, and he can't do shit about it.

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kiwigail 0

well you shouldn't have been douchey....

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