Don't drink and DIY

By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29

For being drunk he got a shit ton done. That sounds like a couple of months of work for a sober dad.

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Liamj774 36

With any luck he may have buried your door in the garden or in the stove

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jkjorn 15

Love OP's name, even though I don't remember that character on the tv show..

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acidlupin 9

That must have been a very eventful and accomplishing day for your father xD

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Erdricks_Sword 9

if there is a headphone jack, you can hook up computer speakers

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ko051598 20

It's kinda funny that drunk people think they can fix stuff better then while there sober, haha

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coolvictori 22

Wow honestly, that's hilarious. And impressive. He got a lot done for just one man. Keep looking, I'm sure your door will turn up somewhere!

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Le_ponderer 14

Homer Simpson syndrome!

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