Don't drink and DIY
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I'm surprised at the amount of stuff he managed to get done! Good job drunk dad lol
I have to say, that's an impressive amount of work done while drunk, even if it was all the wrong things. I hope you find your door and good luck with the TV, you'll probably need a professional to fix that unless you prefer silent movies. :)
I'm sorry, but this cracked me up.
Your dad turns into Tim Taylor when drunk. It will take the combined power of Al, Wilson and Heidi to repair everything he "fixed".
He better get to work fixing all of that now. Makes you wonder what goes through people's minds when they are piss drunk.
If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
Sadly enough that happens more than us guys would like to admit. I have a truck that won't start because I worked on it drunk.
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For being drunk he got a shit ton done. That sounds like a couple of months of work for a sober dad.
With any luck he may have buried your door in the garden or in the stove