Love, Dogs, Weird and Awkward: Dogs are people too

Dogs are people too

By Seriously? - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he's named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML

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myusername83 10

Monday 6 January 2014 17:09

Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?

junkman6 22

Monday 6 January 2014 17:10

I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.

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Julianstarwind 1

Monday 6 January 2014 23:32

watch it...he might like....*puts on sunglasses* doggy style

ClumsySilly 2

Monday 6 January 2014 23:35

At least he's her problem now...

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:38

bitch

ekwinoks 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:01

I feel sorry for the dog. She's probably heard some stuff she can never forget lol

ctchan2381 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:25

i'm pretty sure when a man names a dog after his ex, he just thinks you're a huge bitch

katnisse12 6

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:50

DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO

exo_xoxo_fml 4

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:50

Has he seen a doctor?

Marco_Vi 14

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:54

Does he **** it too?? o.O

neo08061972 12

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:09

site down bit.. can see this yeah

DanielRamirez 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:34

I think hes implying that your a bitch...

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