Love, Dogs, Weird and Awkward: Dogs are people too

yea well my ex makes fake profiles to stalk me and he ruined my relationships multiple times and has my cats and laptop ...creeper puts all his profile pictures as me

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 23:44

The naming his dog after you part is creepy. People usually talk to their animals like they're human.

Addiction333 14

Saturday 6 February 2016 21:39

Maybe the whole unfulfilled desire of going doggy became too much...

Xenolythic 14

Tuesday 12 April 2016 5:14

ruh ro

kevinwm0 14

Monday 20 December 2021 3:45

Does he ... No - let's not go there.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, the best restaurant in our neighbourhood is owned by a husband and wife who scream at each other constantly. Everyone thinks it’s funny, so they have a lot of loyal customers. I took a date there but the screaming gave her flashbacks to her own parents, so she hyperventilated and fainted. FML

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Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

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Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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