Dodged a bullet
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How is this an fml? Sounds like you should be lucky you let this one go!
Obviously drunk off his nutz, and FYL? Some don't think.
That's just sad. I mean come on.
Poor guy
Mama's late bloomer can't help it
I 'm Thinking **** His Life
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Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.
In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory