Dodged a bullet

By CC. - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
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Joey44 15

Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

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windfuelsfire 10

In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

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Nanner789 0

We're supposed to learn from our mistakes, not repeat them. (:

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steviesnm 6

Aye, ghetto ass... Pirate? Learn to use grammar and spelling.

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perdix 29

I'll bet your glad that he came and went.

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cole86 0

He killed you perdix.! First time I've ever seen that happen.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Double penetration... Wait, what

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perdix 29

Good catch! I was kind of apologizing for a *D*ouble *P*ost, butt I thought it would be fun if someone ass clued up ass you took my double connotation ;) heh-heh

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Nuahavizu 17

Sounds like a real keeper o.o

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loserman67 35

"You let the ship sail"? Sounds to me like the ship did a "U"-turn and wound up back in port with you waving the lantern, guiding him into dock. If this guy was (actually is) such a loser, why did you get hooked back up in the first place? Were you hoping he'd grown up over time? Or were you just longing for the repeated sensation of a guy with underwear full of tepid baby batter, sleeping on the floor and the thrill of buying a new mattress since this one is now pee'd all over. I guess your masochistic tendencies overrode your intelligence. Think first, hump later next time

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kiara20 8

Who says he was a loser when she used to know him? He might have been quite the catch. How was she to know he has turned into a 3 second man that pee's the bed? Now if she goes back after this then there's a problem.

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