Dodged a bullet
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This is why I always wear a chip clip on my penis. Sometimes you can't control that little bastard; it has a mind of it's own. Just buy him one and you'll be fine.
"little" bastard made me laugh
ydi for f**king him in the first place. I mean are you really that stupid ane unreasonable?
Alla gillar svenska killer ;)
I don't really see how she deserved this, i'd say F his life more though.
Are you sure you want that ship to sail? He should be on the winning tour with charlie sheen!
Wow, you should really get some self respect, clearly you can do better.
It would be funnier if he blamed you for everything when we woke up. You peed on the bed? GROSS. And you didn't want to sleep on your own pee so you slept on the floor. But you didn't give a SHIT ABOUT ME WALLOWING IN YOUR URINE???
Ha he wins! If you aint first your last
sounds like a keeper.
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Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.
In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory