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By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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It's called fashion, Susan, look it up

By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30

Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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Keep it together

By SmileAndSayHi - 01/06/2016 19:23 - United States - Hialeah

Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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By why mom, why? - 12/06/2013 04:59 - United States - Ross

Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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picturescrazy 24

Monday 19 March 2012 8:57

You don't really need a Victoria's Secret bra as a replacement do ya? Either shell out 5 dollars for a crappy Walmart one or freeboob it instead :D

LoveMay 10

Monday 19 March 2012 8:51

That's when you go without.

Comments

gamer18girl 4

Monday 19 March 2012 23:03

I make duct tape bras all the time. Just for fun. Rather than look at the bad side of it get creative and have some fun with it :)

Reyce_fml 0

Monday 19 March 2012 23:05

Yet you can afford an iPhone?

saksxalmo 20

Monday 19 March 2012 23:16

When did she say she had an iPhone?

TriztenJ 0

Monday 19 March 2012 23:11

Hey Id say let em hang...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 19 March 2012 23:20

Take a picture of it and submit it to whitetrashrepairs.com!

hilary56 0

Monday 19 March 2012 23:27

Freeball? Lol

laaame 0

Monday 19 March 2012 23:38

been there done that

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 19 March 2012 23:46

I had to do that once...lol

kei88 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:12

So you only own one bra?

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:22

or you could just not wear one

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:29

AWWW now that's just sad!!!!

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Same thing different taste

It's called fashion, Susan, look it up

Keep it together

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