Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Porter

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Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
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hellnosucka 27

to be fair though, Ops coworker is an incredibly sexy yawner.

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The_Ikon211 11

palmala handerson always helps take the edge off.

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spacefish966 18

They say when you have a big yawn...you let your inner **** star out

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tigerman65 6

Maybe next week they will eat a banana for you.

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gobiteme2 34

Next time someone starts yawning close your eyes and place fingers firmly into your ears

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Enslaved 36

Well, maybe it's because subconsciously you associate yawning with your co-worker wanting to go to bed?

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moocowmilk0 19

mmm dat yawn so hot

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TMWhisp 22

Maybe you should try out the five knuckle shuffle to release your sexual tension?

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captainsmegma 12

Time to head to the bathroom and take things in hand, if you get my drift.

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howneatisthat 10

Any yawn is a ******** If you're quick enough OP...

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