Dick move

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12

Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

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spekledworf 18

First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

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laurenmacias 0

If he's measuring it then there's something wrong

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iloveboobs123 0

Maybe he wanted to make sure it was the right size for his moms ******

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iloveboobs123 0

Maybe he wanted to make sure it was the right size for his moms ******

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naztyskidded 0

Was ur conversation that boring, which he always has to find somethin to amuse himself??

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Dmess 2

just forgive him, for he may lost it in some of your OOXX or with others~

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Zombiegirl420 1

Haha you shoulda given his friend a lil encouragement then his measurement would be a little longer and ur man would feel better about himself :) and you get to have sex instead of talk. Win/win

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kei1108 13

New boyfriend? Seems immature and it's pretty disrespectful to do that stupid of a thing while you are trying to talk with him. Seems like he's not very interested. But, then again, I don't know the whole story.

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jlstough 10

why does everyone seem to think the answer is to drop him? seems to me like the op is the one who isnt very interested. no one likes a naggy bitch who doesnt know when to shut up and do the do.

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cheesendouche 1

why were u talking when his penis was in front of u??? should have got on ur knees. omg i dont know how some needy girls keep a bf.

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