Kids: Demon - FML

Demon

By Spooked - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 939

You deserved it 7 276

Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

sara8866 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:27

Hahahahaha I did this to my parents but in their car they didn't find it for weeks!!!!

Shinigumi 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:30

if she did that on purpose, your sister is awesome

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 7 March 2011 19:38

The furby I had as a gift was babbling to the point a coworker said "If that damn furby say one more thing, I'm gonna smash it!" As if on que the furby started singing: dooptie dooptie dooo, doobie doobie dooooo." I removed the batteries, but still kept it on my desk.

okmankk 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:53

they tend to start talking without batteries

Syd3trakt 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:55

furbies are ****** evil

lovelyundead 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:03

did she take the fur off it so it was extra creepy? too bad the eyes don't reflect light like an animals xp

timeoffire45 8

Monday 7 March 2011 20:28

furby's are effing demonic. fyl

dorktastic09 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:46

I miss my furbee T^T

Matt_192 6

Monday 7 March 2011 21:50

KILL IT WITH FIRE

muffinlizzie 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:24

Thus proving my theory that Furbies are evil!

viperstrike 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:38

I ******* hate furbys because of that I would wake up in the middle of the night because of them

bettyboy 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:41

Furbys are evil *******. You can't kill them! Like that snakey-dragon thing from that myth!

TheNoodle27 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:29

Damn girl, I remember those. When I was 5, I was woken up by those things that were saying the most random stuff ._.

9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16

Keywords

Weird Underwear Clothes Miscellaneous Cute Halloween Dogs Animals Fire Awkward First Dates Smells Love Work Scary Phobias Shopping Kids Embarrassing Mental health Therapy Friends Health Am I overreacting? AITA Birthday Poopoo peepee Customers Thief Argument

The Top

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 007

You deserved it 14 245

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 990

You deserved it 3 379

The Top

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 031

You deserved it 165

Today, I had to go claim benefits for the first time since working and paying taxes from the age of 16. I’m 50. They offered me an emergency payment of £1200, and I said no because I was too embarrassed to accept “charity.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 2 635

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 480

You deserved it 4 671

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 946

You deserved it 7 624

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 971

You deserved it 5 579