Embarrassing, Awkward, Facebook, Social Media, Sextoys and Intimacy: DELETE! DELETE!

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By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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You deserved it 10 410

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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You deserved it 62 008

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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You deserved it 51 900

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 553

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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You deserved it 12 014

You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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ThatOtherMegan 30

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:52

Classy.

Bloodlvst 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:06

I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.

Comments

LeClercq 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:51

FOREVER ALONE! LOL

Panther1983 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:06

RIP OFF I have seen this pic numerous times popping up on facebook in the last year. Get some real material for this site.

iloveursister 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:28

I saw a picture like this on damn lol...

laurbear12 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:44

Wow YDI... Mirror pics are SO lame!! Especially when you can see the camera/phone in the pic! Loser!

Dark55_fml 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:50

Smart....not really....

LalaGirl867 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:06

I saw that pic on iFunny I believe..........

PristinecrazyD 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:51

How abot you send me a pic of you using it ;)

RachelRampageXD 6

Monday 14 May 2012 7:45

Gtfo pervert.

cynicaloptimist 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:56

link please

ajwc 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:59

At least you have something to talk about now.

mfred0322 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:15

What's your name on facebook. I have to see this haha

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Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML

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