Embarrassing, Awkward, Facebook, Social Media, Sextoys and Intimacy: DELETE! DELETE!

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By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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ThatOtherMegan 30

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:52

Classy.

Bloodlvst 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:06

I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.

Comments

bbyblbeyes 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:21

ive seen this pic its all over fb.. with the title "daddy will be so proud" wow what an epic fail hahaha classy

b3tazoid 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:22

Serves you right for making a SHITTY mirror picture. Were you pulling a duck face at the time? YDI

jenny123321 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:24

Lol dang hopefully it was friends n not strangers

CaptainCats 14

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:25

Haha got to be more careful next time.

mr_freak 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:25

B.O.B should have his own Facebook page now.LOL

chrissiemilson 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:46

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

cookiemonster314 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:48

That's funny.

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:09

Aww, what's the matter, not proud of your pic anymore? YDI.

ravemasterroxas 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:47

Good job!

AgaveLoco 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:11

In the picture, your toy is on the counter You are not using it!

bethanyjk 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 0:04

Duh?

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