Deal or no deal?
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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia
I hope you told him to **** off.
Just to let everyone know....i did dump his ass. I told him i wasnt down with polygamy and he was a loser for thinking he could play me like that. Now, newly single, it feels great to be out of a relationship with a complete loser. So all you single guys out there....come find me!!!
Good for you.
DTMFA
falco....PUNCH!!!
If you don't like her than why did you except? God not only are you a liar , but you are also dumb.
i hope you smacked him.
I hope you realize how lucky you are for the time you have been able to spend with him up till now... he is clearly one of the coolest SOBs on the planet if he actually said this.
Hm, reminds me of that other boyfriend on the other page. He might be alone, h'oh noes!
Ditch him. Better yet, tell the person he has a crush on what he did to you. *twisted grin*
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Dump his arse. Now.
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends