Love: Deal breaker

Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Stinker

By taman - 12/09/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN!" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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iEuphorical 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:47

At least it was YOUR place.

nobletemplar123 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:46

you know u can get like a huge bowl of water from the sink and pour it in the toliet to make it flush

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ADIR 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 20:39

fyl

con5 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 3:35

I clogged the toilet in my hotel room in Mexico on march break. it made the whole room smell like shit and I had to stay there for another week

PencilTips 19

Wednesday 7 January 2015 9:42

You can ask to change rooms, you know that right? Also all hotels barely charge for that...

Xrandomkrisx 7

Saturday 15 May 2010 18:05

u took a shit in the washroom??? i go to the bathroom....

Sobored3000 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 1:20

Idiot... washroom. Bathroom. powder room. restroom. same thing.

KeNzLe13 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 12:53

Pretty sure he was trying to make a joke...

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Wednesday 17 April 2013 17:44

Really? I go to the toilet.

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 5:56

Didn't sound like a joke to me lol

voltron_cometh 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 21:35

Fake. Nice reference from Dumb & Dumber tho

lovepandorasaver 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:52

Just because something is in a movie doesn't mean it can't actually happen.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 1 July 2011 21:15

That's when you come back and say "holy crap some slob took a shit in the toilet and clogged it up"

BadAsCactus 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:17

Who cares it's ur place u can fix it when she leaves

LaxPlayer261 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:39

At least it was your place and not hers...

niswisk 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 21:23

Least it was your house and not hers :) positivity :)

strokesie 23

Thursday 30 May 2013 20:52

Coulda been worse. Could have been at her place.

nicholasj96 9

Friday 23 August 2013 11:48

This is why you flush in between

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