Love, Annoying and Cute: David Attenborough - FML

David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 2 March 2012 19:00

"And then she typed angrily on her computer all the while telling me to stop narrating"

AllSoul 23

Friday 2 March 2012 18:56

Peter Griffin?

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BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:42

Hahahahahah that would be so awesome:p

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:19

That would be funny for like two minutes. I don't think the people wishing someone would do that to them realize that.

nabila21 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:30

My girlfriend just posted an FML. Wait I'm mentioned...

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:15

Ahahaha... sounds like something my man would do. I love him for it :)

juicypu55y 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:18

So he narrated this too? Get naked

Joshawott 21

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:53

She read aloud as she submitted a post about her annoyance onto fmylife.com.

aubsiezz 0

Monday 5 March 2012 4:40

That wld b so fun! Until I got annoyed and punched the him.

satanrox 0

Monday 5 March 2012 5:12

That's adorable

kingjackjack 0

Monday 5 March 2012 7:53

He's been watching too much family guy...

idloai 0

Monday 5 March 2012 9:27

So I was in class the other day and my friend Berlayna was talking about how her bf started narrating everything she was doing. I'm wondering if she posted this.

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