David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Redoxx_fml 22

"And then she typed angrily on her computer all the while telling me to stop narrating"

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Dump him. That will stop him. I'd never stand for that, too easily irritated!

look at the bright side u will never lose anything and u could say that u know a legit stalker

You could get in on it yourself. Say something like, "It was then that types began planning the castration of her annoying boyfriend. 'should I use something dull,' she thought, 'so it hurts worse?' 'Or something razor sharp so he's really shocked when I dangle them in his face?"

Not funny. He stole it from family guy.

Does he do it when you're getting intimate?

kick him in the nuts lets see him narrate that

nitemastr15 17

My little brother started that. I threatened to blow up his minecraft world if he didn’t stop. He shut up real fast. The best part, i dont even have a minecraft account.