Cultured

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML
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mosquito19 14

why is everyone keep saying she need smarter friends? that implies her friends are normal. she needs less dumb friends.

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elcee1987 18

How does that imply her friends are normal? Saying she needs smartER friends is relative only to the original friends, not the norm.

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rikkidi 20

Had to check the dictionary for that one, but then again I'm not a native speaker. I'd also like to know the context the word was used in!

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winimy 8

Well at least you know what to get your friends for their birthday.

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fshackleferd 5

I was once talking to my sister about how stupid some of the other people in my english were for not knowing simple vocabulary, every example word I said I had to explain to her

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mrhe3t 9

I think THE GUY dodged a bullet... that was a bitch move OP. Who the hell runs out on a date because the person didn't know what one word meant?

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nooblper 21

She said "the LAST STRAW was when ..." It wasn't because he didn't know what ONE word meant. Clearly he was an idiot about a lot of things and then not knowing this one really simple word was the final straw on deciding he was a complete moron.

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DeeDeeJay 15

Maybe you should give them the definition or a dictionary

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Raelthelamb 31

Sounds like they couldn't decipher what you meant.

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sassy2085 16

I feel your pain I dated this really hot guy but he couldn't read 24 hour clock :$.

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